How to Get Rid of a Boner

While getting a random erection can be something of a hassle, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Quite the contrary it’s an important part of making sure your anatomy is working. Because an erection is a normal part of arousal there is no way to prevent yourself from getting one, and really you wouldn’t want to. The ability to get an erection even from mental images or thoughts is an excellent indicator of genital health. It means everything is working the way you want it to. The goal, then, is to lessen the embarrassment.

What can I do to prevent a Boner?

  • Try these simple tricks to keep an erection from becoming embarrassing:
  • Dress so that your penis is pointing upwards. It will be able to reach erection and deflate without being too noticeable.
  • Dress in well fitting, not tight, clothing with loose underwear. They’ll cause less stimulation, will help avoid friction if you have an erection, and will make it easier to disguise an erection.
  • Do what you can to control your thoughts out in public. If you start to feel yourself having a problem go ahead and switch your thoughts to something completely not arousing like rotting foods, deadlines, and things you’re afraid of like spiders.

How can I hide my Boner

  • Take a seat. Sitting, especially with a leg crossed, is a great way to hide an erection. This works especially well if you can cover it with a magazine or a computer.
  • Make sure you wear longer shirts. If you are prone to random erections having a long shirt to hide the problem goes a long way.
  • Tie a sweater or sweatshirt around your waist to disguise it until it goes away.
  • Act casual, like you don’t know anything is going on. This won’t draw attention to the issue and most of the time no one will even notice.
  • Put your hands casually into your pockets and bring them forwards to tuck the erection to the side and camouflage it with your genes.

How do I get rid of a Boner?

  • Do math! It may seem silly but it’s a great way to distract yourself and demands a lot of brain power. And not simple math either. Do something as complex as you can to both change the direction of your thoughts and pull blood up into your brain.
  • Exercise your leg muscles. Bounce your legs up and down, do something to pull the blood away from your erection and into other parts of your body.
  • Hold your breath for as long as you possibly can. You’ll find that the longer you go without air the faster it will deflate. This is because the body needs the oxygen in the blood being supplied to the penis so it will stop diverting excess blood that way to feed other, more vital, organs. Don’t let yourself pass out, however.
  • If you can, masturbate or have sex.
  • Give yourself a pinch on the arm or hand. Hard enough to cause a little pain, but not hard enough to actually harm yourself. The mind can only focus on one sensation and you’ll find your erection quickly diminishing.
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